" Mrs. Baker hates me.
She hated my guts.
We spent the afternoon with English for You and Me, learning how to diagram sentences -- as if there was some reason why anyone in the Western Hemisphere would need to know how to do this. One by one, Mrs. Baker called us to the blackboard to try our hand at it. Here's the sentence she gave to Meryl Lee:
Here's the sentence she gave to Doug Swieteck:
Here's the sentence she gave me: